Winner: Mr. America
Pre-Game: Dick greets the fans and tells them that it is the first match of TWE. Colonel says that he should be fighting, but Dick says that Colonel is too old. Colonel gets angry and bangs his head on the rail. Mr. America is introduced. Dick says that Mr. America is very patriotic. Shape Shifter is introduced. Dick says that Shape Shifter is a tricky Sinistra. Colonel says that he is the ultimate because he can turn into him.
Round 1: Mr. America pounds Shape Shifter. Shape Shifter turns into a bull and tries to charge America, but he easily dodges and Shape Shifter runs into the ropes.
Post Round 1: Dick says that Mr. America has Shape Shifter on the ropes, literally. Colonel says that the match would would be better if he was in it.
Round 2: Mr. America continues to pound Shape Shifter. Shape Shifter turns into an eagle, and Mr. Ameica immediately salutes. Shape Shifter is about to go in for the final strike, but Gerald The Double-Eyed Cyclopes tries to catch him in a cage. Shape Shifter tells him to stop, and Mr. America snaps out of it and knocks Shape Shifter to the mat.
Post Round 2: Dick says that none of Shape Shifter's tricks are working. Colonel says that if Shape Shifter just turns into him, he'll win in no time.
Round 3: Just when it looks like the match is over, Shape Shifter turns into The American Flag. Mr. America says The Pledge Of Allegiance, but while Mr. America is distracted, Shape Shifter cannot move. He turns back into his normal form, and Mr. America finishes him off with The 13 Strikes.
Post Round 3: Dick says that none of Shape Shifter's plans were a match for Mr. America, and Colonel says that if Shape Shifter would have turned into him, he could've beaten mr. America. Dick says that Mr. America is tougher than that and bids the fans good night.